The holy book of the Glock Church. A few passages of note include the following:

Glockain Creation Myth

"In the beginning, was the bang. And then God changed magazines, and continued firing until the other dude stopped moving"

The Commandments of Glock

1. All Guns Art Loaded. Always.

2. Point Thy Gun Only At What Thou Wilst Have Destroyed.

3. Keep Thy Finger Off The Trigger Until Thy Target Is In Thine Sights.

4. Know Thy Firearm, Thine Ammo, And Thy Target.

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