The Book of Fluids

 

Book I

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A Tale of the Fourteenth Most Powerful Object in the Universe


When the Book of Fluids first started, the authors had absolutely no idea whatsoever where the story was going to go--or how long it would go on--and, as evidenced in the first few chapters in Book I, things were pretty silly. The majority of the events in Book I focus on Vincit and a journey made with his newfound friends to remove a little blue rock from his body. Sounds lame? It's the greatest lame thing you've ever READ!

 

Chapter One: Dark City


Things get off on a Dick Tracyan start.

Chapter 1 - Story

Chapter 1 - Summary

 

Chapter Two: The Nature of Things


An angel and demon do battle and Vincit does something stupid.

Chapter 2 - Story

Chapter 2 - Summary

 

Chapter Three: Wasting Time


Good cop, meet bad cop.

Chapter 3 - Story

Chapter 3 - Summary

 

Chapter Four: In The Shadow Of His Smile


An initiation rite gone wrong adds a new member to the party.

Chapter 4 - Story

Chapter 4 - Summary

 

Chapter Five: Taming The Wild Beast, Plot


See, the story isn't completely random...

Chapter 5 - Story

Chapter 5 - Summary

 

Chapter Six: Comfot, Torture, and a Word From Our Sponsor


A cartoonish start, a cliffhanger ending, and we learn to love hating Joel.

Chapter 6 - Story

Chapter 6 - Summary

 

Chapter Seven: Spes


Gauss crossdressing. You know you want to read it.

Chapter 7 - Story

Chapter 7 - Summary

 

Chapter Eight: Maximum Characterisation, Minimum Plot, Brief Appearance of Another Girl


The title pretty much says it all.

Chapter 8 - Story

Chapter 8 - Summary

 

Chapter Nine: System Down! System Down!


A lot of stuff happens after the heroes crashland into a tropical paradise.

Chapter 9 - Story

Chapter 9 - Summary

 

Chapter Ten: In a Sweeping Feat of Inhuman Congruity, I Tie Together a Huge Pile of Loose Ends Into a Gordian Knot of Plotdom


Stuff happens, lots of it.

Chapter 10 - Story

Chapter 10 - Summary

 

Four Funerals and One New Villain


People die and we meet someone's daughter.

Chapter 11 - Story

Chapter 11 - Summary

 

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Joe said

at 12:48 pm on Oct 8, 2009

Merging chapter synopsis and the actual chapters themselves is proving to be a difficult challenge.

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