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Glock Church

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The faith of Glock is a monotheistic religion centered on the prophet Gaston Glock and the teachings of the sacred firearm as presented in the Book of Glock. Glockians receive their hands (guns) at birth and are trained in the Art of Gunplay.

 

Part of the Glock faith preaches a concept of transcending the Propellant (existance) to attain a state-of-being known as Perfect Aim--a sort of Nirvana, if you will. The ways to do this are taught to the Glockian during an intense religious ceremony called The Tenifer.

 

Glockians use firearm terminology to refer to the elements of life. Primer is Mind. Casing is the Body. Powder is Soul. Propellant is this existance that we are in.

 

Einstand!


At any time in a Glockians life, they can suddenly find themselves thrust into the Einstand, a ritual of faith, often administered by a member of the clergy, in which the follower must put a loaded Glock to their head and pull the trigger. The latest statistics say modern ammunition fails only once in a trillion shots. And yet, seven out of ten Glockians survive their Einstand.

 

In Chapter 26, Robert Corso, a former follower of Glock, faced his Einstand during a visit to ExpoCreed7K and survived.

 

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