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Totolli Missile Crisis

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A militaristic standoff between Gamezoha and Dewnhëem that ended in the destruction of an entire planet.

 

Years ago, in the remote star system of Totolli, a planet was discovered that was exactly halfway between Gamezoha and Dewnhëem, making it an important strategic site for relations between both regions. This planet was named Totolli Two.

 

First, then Emperor Wilhelm Gauss ordered its conquest. Then, Prinzip Okmahr of Dewnhëem ordered a blockade. Next, Gauss moved his ships, the GENS Yossarian and the GENS Saint-Germain to the system. Okmahr responded by sending his own fleet. Emperor Gauss then positioned missiles on Totolli Two's surface.

 

In a final act of retaliation, Okmahr destroyed the planet with lasers, causing the deaths of billions of life forms.

 

The Cause


There's much conjecture as to why Okmahr would have ordered the destruction of Totolli Two, but the truth can be summed up in one word: ROCKET. A weapon of great power that threatened the universe.

 

It was Special Agent Maximille who would see The ROCKET for himself and warn his superiors in the Newbelungen. An AZTECH spy in their ranks would inform Dewne Intelligence, who in turn would inform High Command, who would then inform the Prinzip himself.

 

Had Okmahr not been overdosed on Demerol by his doctors, he might not have given the orders to destroy the planet and Totolli Two may have been spared. Even today, members of peace demonstrations wear t-shirts that read "Remember Totolli Two".

 

The Effect


Unbeknownst to many, the resulting catastrophe was planned by the Illuminati Prima, the members of which achieved mass illumination with the "liberated" souls of the dead, and transcended their bodies. However, the leader of The Circle, Zoroaster, captured his fellow members souls and bodies to serve his own needs.

 

The four members of The Circle who were captured are as follows: Baroness Gretchen Rockthriller (Drusilla), Secretary of State Lord Matthias Gamdoha (Gracchus), Dr. Franz Darian-Marik (Syrus) and Admiral Lysander von Sphexoren (Scipio).

 

The result also created a legacy of fear behind The ROCKET. For the few who knew of it, it was for certain something to be afraid of. As a final twist to the tale, The ROCKET, while very real, was never actually involved in the Totolli Missile Crisis.

 

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